Bucky the desk owl.
This fat puff ball just wants a desk to sit on.  He wants nothing more.  No food, water, or attention besides the occasional pet ( that's for u not him ). He cares about nothing nor no one. If your building was on fire he will not tell you. If your spouse is cheating he could give a damn.  Just pet him and shut up.
Hes fluffy and fun.
Old candle canisters, rubber head, fur and acrylic markers. You can put lights in it for an extra touch.  Will come with.