Meet Bilatus the nutcracker  
At dawn, Bilatus appears in the quiet forest, leaving trails of mushroom rings wherever he steps. He gathers tiny mushroom children, who sprout up from the earth, their giggles filling the air as they follow him. With a cheeky grin, he leads them in a playful march, their little caps bouncing in rhythm. As the sun rises higher, Bilatus vanishes into the trees, leaving the mushroom children to scatter and grow into their rings. He needs a permanent yard to do this in. 
Hes "15 tall
Wood and foam and plastic head.
$40